Embrace These 50 Uniquely Local Slangs To Channel Your Inner Singaporean
Singaporeans are unique in our own ways, one of them being Singlish. We speak in English but pepper our sentences with Mandarin AND Hokkien. “Eh today you free, 看电影 ai mai?” Translation: If you’re free today, wanna watch a movie? Though it doesn’t mean we can’t construct correct, complete sentences in English, we’re proud of this Singlish that we picked up from when we were young. That’s what sets us apart from other countries, making us so uniquely Singapore.
To celebrate SG50, here are 50 common, must-know words to learn if you’re new to Singlish, or to be proud of if you are Singaporean!
Ai stead mai?
The ah beng and old school way of asking someone to be your girlfriend.
“Eh chio bu, ai stead mai?”
You didn’t invite me.
“Yesterday you go watch Jurassic World?? Bo jio sia!”
Catch no balls
Used when you don’t understand something.
“Teacher talk until so much, but I still catch no balls leh…”
Hokkien term meaning something is profound or deep or intellectual.
“Wah! You study law? Cheem sia!”
A shorter way of saying “don’t want”.
“Dowan lah, I dowan to eat mcdonalds today can?”
Singlish mispronounciation of “government”.
Taxi uncle: “Walao the gahmen keep raising ERP, how they expect us to keep up? This gahmen ah…”
A situation or person beyond help.
“We wanted to help him but I think he gone case already.”
The ah beng way of saying “fight”.
Ah beng: “Oi! Kua simi kua? Ai tio hoot ah!”
Cantonese for “being nervous” or “uptight”.
“Our exam is only next week, don’t so kan chiong can?!”
Kan chiong spider
It basically means someone who is very kan chiong.
To steal something trifle.
“Wow, where did you kope this keychain from?”
A pejorative term referring to condescending intellectuals who seem to be more English-educated. “Jiak kantang” literally means eating potato, which is more westernised than Asians eating rice.
“Oh, James’ English is quite good because he jiak kantang one.”
Used to describe a bad situation.
“He got caught for peeping into the girls toilet? Wah, jialat liao.”
Atrocious or literally means “like shit”.
“He this type of person can get such a high paying job? Kannasai!”
“Why are you so kaypoh? Stop poking your nose into my business leh.”
Hokkien adjective meaning “afraid of losing”. Also a pejorative stereotype of Singaporeans.
“You went to queue for the free burgers at 2am?! So kiasu!”
Hokkien phrase for “blur” or “stupid”.
“How come you so kum gong until you really believe he was telling the truth?”
Malay for “again”, “more”, or “still”.
“This Friday I need to OT until 11pm, Saturday I still need to work until 5pm, lagi best!”
An exclamation at the end of the sentence, but pronounced differently if it’s a question.
“I was using my laptop lah.”
“If you think it’s so simple, you do it lah?”
Similar to “lah”. Used to emphasise the sentence.
“Wah, you were studying leh.”
Spoken in a casual manner, signifying resignation.
“Bobian, what to do? Like that lor.”
Malay for “like” or “resembling something”.
“The food from this stall tastes so bad, macam eating grass sia.”
Mai siao siao
“Don’t play play” or “don’t joke around”.
“Eh, he used to study in one of the Ivy Leagues. Mai siao siao!”
A singlish tag accompanying a question. “He studies in Ngee Ann meh?”
Deliberate misspelling of “nevermind”.
“Neh mind lah, don’t cry over spilt milk.”
Never see before meh?
Denotes that someone is a mountain tortoise.
“That white-and-gold-or-blue-and-black dress went viral online, you never see before meh?”
Embarrassingly out of fashion.
“Check out her style, quite obiang hor.”
Or bi good
Serves you right.
“Who ask you so careless that you misplaced your camera. Or bi good!”
Hokkien for “embarrassed”.
“Pai seh lah, I forgot to remind you to bring your calculator for exam only what.”
A deliberate misspelling of “powerful”. (We don’t know how or why this word came about in the first place…)
“His engrand (England/English) quite powderful sia.”
A deliberate misspelling of “relax”a.
“Relac one corner lah, exam next week what!”
An expression of satisfaction.
“He paid for her buffet dinner, that’s why she ate until so shiok.”
“Look at that rat! Very huge sia!!!”
Sian jit pua
“Ji pua” means “by half” in Hokkien, so if you put the words together, the phrase means “boring by half”. Which, essentially, means extremely boring.
“Sian jit pua, I thought their concert would be more exciting than this!”
Someone who’s extremely enthusiastic or hardworking.
“Alec is a very siao on guy – regardless what he does in life, he gives it his all.”
A Hokkien exclamation used when something has gone horribly wrong.
“Siao liao!! I forgot to accept the job offer from half a year ago!”
To act as if.
“Don’t step hipster please.”
Hokkien for mountain tortoise.
“I’m sure you know how to use the internet. You’re not so sua ku, are you?”
Sure can one
You definitely can do it.
“Scoring straight A’s isn’t difficult for Asians. Sure can one!”
Used to describe weird behaviour.
“That boy’s actions are a little toot sometimes.”
Very what one
Describing something irritating about someone.
“She has this aura around her that irritates me. Sometimes she can be very what one!!”
Wah lau / wah piang
A frustrated exclamation for “what the heck”.
“Wa lau, you don’t like durians???”
Wake up your idea
Popularly used in the army, it means get your sh*t together.
“You want to be a billionaire overnight? Wake up your idea lah!”
“What are you talking about?”
What talking you?
A disgrace or embarrassment.
“Eh stay away from me later. Don’t xia suay me with your stupid jokes.”
Used to describe someone’s arrogance.
“He got promoted to CEO in such a short while so he can yaya papaya mah!”
Mild curse used when someone makes an incorrect assumption.
“Are you sure she won the beauty pageant? Your head lah!”
To be super good at something.
“Wow, I thought you are quite zai in the art of talking nonsense?”
The ah lian way of ending a word or phrase with “zxsc”, just so it looks cute. (Nah, we’re kidding! This is just for laughs.)
And if you aren’t local, don’t worry – sometimes we still learn more Singlish as we grow older.
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